That’s gold, Jerry

Capitalism eats everything if you let it, including governments.

Nice try, Sparrow

If definitely seen shit like this on menial job applications in the past. Typically as pary of a “personality test” that tries to root out commies. USA obv

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka