Just heavy petting from what I heard.

The ol’ Nero.

Perfect little face.

This is the way.

Warning gang, this is NOT OC. I am a professional artist and OP stole this from a previous post of mine. I will be seeking legal redress.

It was a truly joyful expression of our rights here in the war zone of Chicago.

That’s practically part of our heritage. What’s new is doing it in so ham-handed a fashion.

I agree pedophiles are bad, so does the DHS now support the release of the Epstein files?

They have to keep him cropped high on the shoulders because he can’t help but start pulling on his little winky any time he starts talking about political violence.

Sexual matador.

This is correct. There is a specific term for this kind of pun but I don’t remember what it is.

I am a god among men with my pee pressure, and I always pay it forward at the urinal, though I have to stand back a bit because it is splashy.

It’s all the lead they consumed.

Undeniably the best window design I have ever come across.

Oh mortal man

You can bury your humanity

But you cannot outrun your mortality

I am so frustrated that there are not more views on that video. I’m sharing it everywhere. That shit should be fucking viral.

One of my cats sits like this all the time because her back legs are differently perfect than other cats.

It’s insane how fucking apt this is.

Holy overreaction Batman. They were adding shades to your comment, not nitpicking. You know, like discussion? On the internet?

Maybe you should take a wee break.

He who saves his country violates no laws.

-Donald J Trump

He defined the ROE in January of 2021.

I’m…not even sure I’d like belly rubs, to be honest.