I do that too.

They’re bright white Allbirds that would get too dirty too quickly if ever I wore them outside, so it’s a bit of a mental nudge for me to take them off and put on my outdoor shoes in case I forget to do so.

…sidebar: how do I clean bright white fabric shoes? it’s bleach, right? I don’t know why I’m intimidated by the task.

Yogisms were adapted into many moments of The Simpsons and Futurama. His wit was big in the writers’ youths.

https://yogiberramuseum.org/about-yogi/yogisms/

It’s 1:1.

(it’s an old Yogi Berra quote)

too much work when b-hole’s right there

So backing this fascist regime isn’t helping their business?

Nobody goes there, it’s too crowded.

Hmm, normally I’d suggest substituting “prostitute” with “sex worker” in an effort to stress that it’s work and help get it legalized/normalized… but considering there is no work being done here… 🤷‍♂️

I mean I usually only ever need one for my recipes, so… unless you can think of a better use for ‘em… zip, bang, right up my b-hole.

I feel very vulnerable to a good city builder game rn. Anno was the last one to really hook me in.

This looks more about production and automation, but miiiiight scratch the itch.

…I’m also vulnerable to an MMO, so… whichever comes first will likely sweep me away for years.

Memes make the world go ‘round. The language of the web.

How is babby formed? All your base are belong to us. Do you have stairs in your house? The whistle goes woo woo. Foot doctor.

…the bacon narwhals at midnight.

if there does happen to be a god or any semblance of an afterlife I have a looooooooot of questions.

number one how dare you? number two get fucked. number three reset the server already.

John Carpenter it’s you!! You’re the thing!

Didn’t this happen with an iPhone a few years back? FBI couldn’t get into a suspect’s phone, Apple stood firm publicly, but then somehow the FBI got in anyway? Maybe I’m misremembering.

lol I didn’t even say when I got my vasectomy and you’re coming in hot there with the accusatory questions. not gonna bother with that energy 👋

Aww, clumsy kitties.

I’m feeling pretty smug about opting to not have kids between this and the fascism— though I admit I didn’t see the fascism coming when I got my vasectomy.

Not AI, so that’s nice.

There was a mostly unremarkable slasher called Thanksgiving that came out a year or so ago and the only thing I recall really enjoying about it was the slasher opting to make sure the cat was taken care of after slaughtering their owners.

Do you have any idea how much cremation costs? Put ‘em back.