From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

“Blow it out your ass!”

And you’re just as edible!

Why not Rai because of Valiant Comics?

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Steven Segal.

“I’m something of a hoarder myself … but only for this precious ring!”

"Mm! You! You … come to me! You come to me because … you’re mine, right? Precious! PRECIOUS! I’m talking to you!"

This is where baby universes come from.

So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

Reddit Mods who shadowban are the most gutless softcocks in the world.

I take it Musk is having a tantrum about it on Twitter?

JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

Unsurprised Musk is in there.

Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?

Hmm. In Australia, there’s 11 and a half.

They don’t use it enough in the movies.

It … it can feel old.

I honestly thought the Japanese were a society with great respect shown to their elders?

Fry your flour in butter.

Even better, butter the outside too and fry the toast in it. Melts in your mouth! Makes a lot of smoke in the kitchen, but melts in your mouth.