Historians incorrectly discussing doom scrolling: Here we have a random Internet person discussing the popular method of playing the video game Doom on a PC, which the controls are modified for a scrolling click-wheel on a mouse can perform a rapid-fire shot from a weapon. It was rather unclear what they meant by asking the person reading what someone wanted them to do in replace of this.

I knew just from the mention of shampoo what video would be referenced.

I was thinking it was a rip-off of Legion of Doom.

I said useful. How is doing illegal things useful?

So DHS really didn’t teach the new hires anything useful. Got it.

There is a new (not certain) platform called UpScrolled that people are moving to.

I don’t think it was this game, maybe the first Ghost Recon but as a kid it was frustrating to play. I couldn’t get past the realism of the gunshots. I thought typically video game logic would be applied, letting me get shot many times before dying.

This really sounds like a knockoff of Legion of Doom.

I have a friend who has a pride colored anthropomorphic plush penis that he lets his cat play with.

Is naming this after a Klingon, who famously as a culture talk about wanting to die a lot, appropriate?

It should be Global Outbreak Response Network.

As an American, I would like to know what he thinks we have been giving them. Cause I can’t think of any.

The photo was taken mid-licking.

That’s just BoJack Horseman cosplaying as Gob Bluth.

I once contacted EA support over a used copy of the Mass Effect trilogy (the trifold case that held each game). I thought my game had a glitch, which turned out to be a common Xbox One backwards compatibility issue. I kept getting an error telling me I needed the DLC installed for ME1 to play the base game. All I had to do was reinstall the game.

EA Support just said go buy a new copy. I don’t think I could even find it. I didn’t even have the complete packing. They straight up didn’t want to help me.

These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣

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This reminds me more of the movie Vantage Point.

Are they gonna feed Brawndo to the AI?

Is it angry because of the fire or that it was rescued?