Squanchin' it

“here’s how Bernie could still win”

“one broad with a static-y vest…”

Sometimes you just need a more specific example

Are we about to invent moisture farming? Is that what I’m reading?

Cook?

You mean you don’t just eat them cold straight outta the package?

I don’t love the idea of seeing everything anyone downvotes. It seems ripe for abuse if someone gets a little too salty.