Hadn’t realized what a gem “I don’t know” is until waaaaay too late. Saying “I don’t know” still often feels like a personal, albeit public, moral failure. Which is so dumb. But feels like it makes so much sense.

My Luigi body pillow is on back order and I gotta say I’m concerned about consent.

I was waiting till I was German but it took forever so I gave up and looked it up.

But I’ll have you know that I’m very familiar with wanking, but yes, it is a bit surprising to name your reindeer after foxes or wanks.

i41 cannot wait to get my grubby hands on the wheel of my ’26 MiNiHo.

What time is sunrise this time of year?

99° F (37° C) in Chicago last summer was a catastrophe. And there was even air conditioning which took the edge off after trudging through sidewalks that had begun to stick to my shoes. I cannot even imagine a 1930s 109° F (43° C).

Do your own research is the famous last coherent phrase of the QAnon crowd. Idk what the answer is but that phrase will forever make me uneasy.

Praising His Name

But he’s already so beautified 😍

Yeah what the heck happened. This sub was antifa and so were all my grandparents and the presidents then. Ouch.

This is very 1999 or 3000

Want to die . . . under 100 meters of water?

Better surrounded by sailors than whatever the hell y’all have going on topside.

In these trying times… dm some face pics 🤙

Or not at all 😈💅

First sub handjob I’ve seen

The free speech is also somehow a shield of all things. What will this guy think of buy next?

Spain is still too far north. I want to dive into liquid magma till May.

Extraj stepoj is the Esperanto way!

Clownflare

Sorry but if I weren’t a robot I would do one of these: 😂

I met an Oregonian who’d never seen in-person voting. Sometimes you are so fucking awesome.