I like your optimism…

No!

And swimming pools!

I’ve never seen men’s underpants with pockets. But I’m also not researching the topic extensively, so it’s possible this is a development in undergarment tech that I’m not aware of.

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t installed by default in the previous version either, and maybe even the one before that. It’s a useful utility, after you locate it.

Friends of ours raise chickens. Sometimes we get free eggs. It’s the best of both worlds.

And OP was never heard from again.

This joke hasn’t generated a lot of buzz.

There was a commercial a while back where they had a walrus named Duncan in goal for a hockey team, and he was blocking shots pretty well…until he started to fall asleep.

The snipers will get you!

Definitely feels that way! lol

The pot is juuuuust about the size of the flame. I’d hate to have to dig out the bigger one every time I wanted to boil a hot dog or something. We make it work.

This Viking range…man. I get why people like them, but I probably wouldn’t buy one if I were renovating, after having one. It’s basically too powerful. I think we could burn water if we wanted to. Spaghetti sauce starts boiling on the lowest setting; there’s no way to keep it warm without boiling it. Every time a recipe says “medium high” heat (for example), you best not set that dial above low-medium…and maybe not even that high. It’s a monster.

I know this is a problem, as I see my wife deal with it frequently.

But understand that men’s sizes aren’t consistent either. I have a 32" waist…maybe. Some jeans and shorts fit me perfectly, some are way too tight, and some are way too loose. Even within the same brand and product. The jeans I have on today are pretty good for fit. A different pair of jeans I was wearing a few days ago required regular adjustments to keep from falling down. My weight hasn’t varied THAT much.

The situation for men isn’t as bad as women’s sizes, though. I’d love to know how they think they can compress all of the different measurements a woman’s body can have into a single number. At least they haven’t tried that with men - for example, pants are waist and inseam length, so you can usually get what you need, or at least pretty close (notwithstanding the above issue). If they condensed that into one number, I have no idea how that would work.

Eh, or I can just break the spaghetti in half. What’s the problem? We usually make ravioli anyway.

Never met so many people so upset about spaghetti. Guess there’s something for everyone.

There’s only one size of burner. We’d need to use a much larger pot to cover it.

Heh we did that until we moved to our current house, which has a gas Viking range. It’s incredibly powerful. The heat coming off the burner around the pot burned the spaghetti that was hanging over the side before the water started to boil.

So, we now break the spaghetti on the rare occasion we make it.