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1 hour agoI really hope the Internet invents a parody product that embodies that fully, The Fasc White® fleshlight. Bundle it with tiki torches and a Best Buy ensemble so these backbirths go into battle with full hands.
He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.
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51·8 hours agoToday.
Today is too old to doom another poor bastard.
It used to be friends/acquaintances that’d vouch for you, but ever since they paywalled that shit… 🤷🏼♂️
I guess we’re gonna just whitewash the systemic exploitation of “betweener” labor, then? Oh, good. 🖕🏽
Putting the “cat” in “caterpillar” 🤌🏼
Frankly? I’m quietly curious if the US is gonna hold it together long enough for me to enjoy the Left Coast once again —or if it’ll fray itself to ribbons before I can log this drive back to it. 🥲
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gawdammit. I can hear that image so clearly. 🤣
Best I can do is the-world-is-burning-get-a-bucket.
Wainscoting. Also ancient leylines, apparently.
Bone Apple Tea, indeed
Your grandpa might’ve played D&D 3.5, and definitely got up to no good for several minutes in a closet/mini-van/treehouse, for starters.
'77 made it even better, I hear.
.ml really has gone downhill with its low-effort SOP exports…
Li’l bro energy, OP. Kids of an era were school age at least, not still suckin’ a teat.
You’re not 100%? ICE habitually shows up at official visa appointments to disappear applicants, et al, without explanation nor consequence, and you think this brand-name scam might maybe be legit?! Thafuq?
Y’all think they have cafe cars on the gulag trains?
Don’t worry, scientists. There’s a world that’s thirsty for you, just waiting to be tapped. Go forth, and research! It’s the end of the world, after all! Get in!