One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.

why

For shits and giggles

I try to clean on the weekdays because I don’t like spending my whole weekend cleaning, but it doesn’t always work out that way.

You’re welcome 😇

I couldn’t pass a field sobriety test sober

IIRC they repealed this law because employers would have had to pay employees when they were sick

I would love to be able to afford to have a kid! What policies are we going to pass to help people that want to have children?! Are we going to make childcare more accessible? Reduce the costs of childbirth? Larger tax credits for children and stay at home parents?!

“the answer to the problem of loneliness and demographic decline must begin with marriage,” casting blame on “free love, pornography, careerism, the Pill, abortion, same-sex relations, and no-fault divorce,”

Oh we’re just going to criminalize porn, birth control, and being gay… That doesn’t help.

Coke?

But they shit cute tiny poops

She has a beautiful mustache

I can’t see California ever enforcing this

Creampies!

gets to office and signs into zoom meeting

Two faced

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin

I’ve been thinking about switching over to Lemmy.today

Don’t rob or rape. Not even once.

I’ll have two please!

vomit and shit pure oil immediately afterwards. gross.

Drink olive oil = have very oily shits. Be careful.