I use Arch, btw

We use freedom units, where everything is measured in cheeseburgers.

I usually throw some condoms in my cart to make the ski mask, duct tape and shovel seem less embarrassing

Whatever the stock one is for Galaxy phones lol. It’s properly “Minnesota-d” now

The three days a year where you can…

Fuck it, I got nothin.

Eleventy-billion percent humidity

We use Fahrenheit here. But it’s a moist heat

I have a Sig Sauer p320, had to send it in to get the “drop issue” fixed. Doesn’t matter how much you spend, engineering failures are everywhere. Not so much a knock on Hi Point as the neighborhood is live in. The one I found discarded in my yard two years ago had been rusted to the point of being inoperable.

My neighborhood would be seized up Hi-Points

WONDEROUS!!!

Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

And that’s what I appreciates about yous