Me when I engage in em-dashes, rules of three, and promotional language — it expertly sets off sensitive AI language generation detection methods, cleverly appearing to other users that I’m using a Large Language Model myself.

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Pirat gave me an egg emoji, so I baked some more cupcake emojis. Have one for getting it so close without even using a calculator 🧁

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You got as far as nanoseconds so here’s a cupcake for extra credit too 🧁

The other day I saw someone ask ChatGPT how long it would take to perform 1.5 million instances of a given task, if each instance took one minute. Mfs cannot even divide 1.5 million minutes by 60 to get get 25,000 hours, then by 24 to get 1,041 days. Pretty soon these people will be incapable of writing a full sentence without ChatGPT’s input

Edit to add: divide by 365.25 to get 2.85 years. Anyone who can tell me how many months that is without asking an LLM gets a free cookie emoji

Fuck sweet summer child

Charlie Daniels looks so much like Charlie Daniels that I didn’t even have to know what he looks like to know this was him

Slow acceleration, built like a tin can and roughly half the size, but gets 40 miles per gallon?

There’s no problem, so we don’t need one. We got by just fine without age verification on the internet for decades

You sell that cert to a local kid for $50

You generate another cert to sell to a local kid tomorrow

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Profit

Oh yeah just pack up and move! What an easy solution! Why didn’t the Jews think of that back in the 30’s and 40’s? They could have ended the holocaust all on their own by simply leaving!

On Jerboa, you can long press the hypertext and it’ll show you the link

What’s your favorite brand of motor oil?

I’m not linking to the Reddit garbage.

For anyone else who wants to see the reddit garbage: https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1hrg3z1/aitah_for_not_attending_my_sisters_wedding

Some old accounts in there too. Sad to see people who were around back when reddit was good had their account compromised like this

>thinks Aramaic is the same as Arabic

I hate it when I accidentally do a racism when accusing others of doing racism

Do I need to solve every crossword on [website]? No. Am I going to? Yes. To fix the eyes in a steady intent look often with eagerness or studious attention? Gaze.

USB-C somehow managed to be the worst “standard.” Hopefully the next big USB port doesn’t allow for so much variance. I don’t see why a specific wattage and data transfer rate isn’t included in the specification. I can scarcely believe they managed to standardize it so well that I can plug the wrong cord into a port and break something.

I still think Shadow of the Colossus on PS2 is one of the best looking games out there, even though it was going for a more realistic art style which has aged horribly in most other games.

For a contemporary example, Hi-Fi Rush. Here in 20 years, when modern graphics look like ass by comparison, heavy stylization will always look good.

Surely you aren’t talking about Game Changer, the best game show, the reason Dropout is worth paying for

Nah, if you have to tell people to wait until the end, it’s because there’s nothing in that first 55 seconds worth seeing.

There’s good short-form content out there, and none of it begs you not to swipe away