No shit

Memos aren’t law

BREAKING: Microsoft is still shitty

Biden should have never won the primary in 2020. Pete Buttigieg or Elizabeth Warren or literally anyone else should’ve been the front runner, then we wouldn’t be in this mess.

I love how much the French don’t fuck around

Polio-Smallpox 2024

The world can no longer depend on the US.

It doesnt matter if they do. It influences other young people to vote Harris.

All for a technology that solves nothing

Pull the plug on the iron dome while you’re at it.

He’s going to outlast this democracy

Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.

Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.

I’m of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.

Why not just hire cyber ninjas?

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

Please get fucking vaccinated

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google

I hate the anti-pattern of “Not Now”. How about “No”?