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Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

Shady business practice.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

You would.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

They’re right, you know 😘

Five Finger Death Punch.

Scots are so precious.

Not accurate at all. You’re a decade early.

Nihilism can be a positive force.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

I think it might be time to move on.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

Lucky for you, cheese single.

I never thought I wouldn’t give a shit about an Indiana Jones movie, but here we are.

I’m sorry, Jon.

Currently 2:06 am and I just had a slice of cheese. Extra sharp cheddar.