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I dont use social media.

…on a social media…

At the same time the Swedish equivalent was not censored.

Lilla hora = little whore

If that was not obvious

It is potentially doable:

A short message is 140 bytes of gsm7-bit packed characters (I.e. each character is translated to “ascii” format which only take up 7-bit space, which also is packed together forming unharmonic bytes), so we can probably get away with 160 characters per SMS.

According to crypto.stackexchange, a 2048-bit private key generates a base64 encoded public key of 392 characters.

That would mean 3 SMSs per person you send your public key to. For a 4096-bit private key, this accounts to 5 SMSs.

As key exchange only has to be sent once per contact it sounds totally doable.

After you sent your public key around, you should now be able to receive encrypted short messages from your contacts.

The output length of a ciphertext depends on the key size according to crypto.stackexchange and rfc8017. This means we have 256 bytes of ciphertext for each 2048-bit key encrypted plaintext message, and 512 bytes for 4096-bit keys. Translated into short messages, it would mean 2 or 4 SMSs for each text message respectively, a 1:2, or 1:4 ratio.

• NIST recommends abandoning 2048-bit keys by 2030 and use 3072-bit keys (probably a 1:3 ratio)
• average number of text messages sent per day and subscriber seems to be around 5-6 SMS globally, this excludes WhatsApp and Signal messages which seems to be more popular than SMS in many parts of the world [quotation needed, I just quickly googled it]

Hope you have a good SMS plan 😉

A for rotten shark, snails, frogs and the blandest food possible e.g. toast with mayo

What are you talking about? Unions work great in some countries, so don’t drag the whole world into your issues with it.

97% of the time, the average car just sits in the parking space, taking up space not being used.

I guess you can say something similar applied to balconies. They are probably being used, but only a small portion of the day.

Something Americans don’t know about is that streets were shared spaces between pedestrians, cars, bikes, everything. Then cars got a bigger role and pushed everyone else to sidewalks. Then bars and restaurants also wanted part of that space for outdoor serving. Now pedestrians, bikes, bars/restaurants, bus stops, e-scooters and parking spaces, advertising signs, and trees share the side walk, which in turn has become much more narrow because of car lanes…

Cactus, cloth hanger, and a salt mill. Three different bars, same night. Another night my friend got home with a light bulb…

https://thatoneprivacysite.xyz/ is a good base for comparisons

Why not just use a pair of sophons?

Guests at restaurants where you get a device that beeps when your food is ready. Guess what? That’s a pager.

Sure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Before the Sphere, the largest spherical building in the world (since 1989) was the Globe in Stockholm.

On it they sometimes project stuff on, which seems to be a way cheaper and energy efficient way than adding a billion LEDs.

Fun fact about the arena Globen, it’s actually the biggest piece in a art installation about our solar system, representing the sun. Pluto is about halfway up in Sweden.

It’s also the home arena of Swedens national ice hockey team.

Just throwing it out there?

Hehe that is true

Ah I didn’t realise that. That is good. So similar to Denmark and Greenland?

I doubt Sweden, Norway, Finland or Denmark will be invaded due to being in the Nato club, but I do wonder who will protect Åland if Putler decides to take back his summer house? As far as I understand it is a very strategic position.

Finally you can do CTRL-ALT-DEL with one hand

Yes sorry ofc