Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July

Yours

Native species. Need to re-release in the wild

Sorry I listen to mostly metalcore

It’s a perfect score

Are you excavator certified?

Pick one

The fridge is cold so they clothed it

breaks into my own home

I just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way

Hotdog are basically lazy subways, therefore, they are sandwiches.

Don’t show me that stupid diagram. Nice meme but I can’t comprehend people unironically use that as real reference for how foods are categorized.

patron saint of upper limb injuries

Well Russia still kept .su after the USSR dissolved, so why not? It’s a convenient source of income.

Bro how else would anthropoligists know the dog had an owner. Duh

It actually works well as camo around small puddles of water on the rainforest floor

rapidly abandoned after their parents start wearing it

I love how it has an ad for Acme Klein Bottles

They lovebirds

He is also really active on the fedis so that’s a plus

His axe is gone from too much grinding