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Wait, why?
Don’t you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot’s compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.
Couldn’t you just not wear the buttplug?
Not…? I don’t understand. What do you mean?
To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.
Big butt plug, eh?
Got u fam
Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.
Ooohhh, so that’s what “vibe coding” is.
Yeah you use buttplug.io and hook it up to your CI/CD pipeline.
It vibrates when you have a bug
Or when cargo-mommy decides you have been a good programmer and needs to give you a reward