Nice cup of tea:

See your enemies driven before you:

Almost like in Austin Powers:

(P.S.: Just saw that it was 1997 like FPS Redneck Rampage, which also had a “teat gun”. Now I’m curious if that was coincidence.)

Limo?

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volker_Kauder#Religiosität

Original: https://xkcd.com/936/?correct=horse&battery=staple

You need some redshirts with you, in case of danger.

Jack Beauregard did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80uhW_EJ0YE&t=1m27s

Just connect me to my reality.

Everything with round based battle mechanics.

*Rolls big stone away* (rest of script like Kill Bill)

18/f/cali?

Haskill: Praying to yourself, my Lord? That’s not a good sign. Or perhaps it is. Prince of Madness, and all that.

Simultaneously?

An artist who raises the right arm at the first opportunity who soon will be dead? \0_ ;)

…to spice up the chicken soup.