In Northern Ireland we call deep fried doughnuts Gravy Rings. And we still have lemonade men who deliver lemonade to your house in a van, of which we have normal white lemonade and special Northern Irish brown lenonade. Also, our police all carry guns unlike in the rest of the UK. One of our favourite foods is called fadge.

I hop on my bicycle to catch the train to my other bicycle.

Oi bruv, use got a loisense for that there chippy fryer? Yousell get the fackin rozzers on ya back if yous don’t watch ya self.

Translation: Brother, I have to go

Our geese are unreasonable and ruthless. Don’t even look at them the wrong way. One day you need a winter coat, and the next day is t-shirt weather. There are two times in the year where I blast the heat in the morning, and the air conditioner by noon. You apologize when someone bumps into you.

Unless it is colder than -20, toddlers should nap outside. They are also left in their trolleys outside in the street while you’re having lunch in the coffee shop.

I will start.

My country is called the mother of the world.

In my country, you don’t ask where should I put this?

Also when you want to degrade, insult or like offend a person hardly you tell him “your mother pussy”.

A famous rapper from my country once made a song that he does not have a Facebook account.

A comedian from my country once made a song called “You(She) are any words” where the song is the title repeated till the end to prove that anything can become famous.

People here will ask “hows it going” as a greeting, to which the only expected response is “hows it going”, if you actually answer they look at you weird