
Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely breathtaking*
It’s nice of cities to put them in every park
Could you share your Emacs config?
*Girl-chan blushes*
"I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "
*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*
“Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”
The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.
I sent you my desktop layout, please respond
Emacs? I don’t think this is going to work out…
What’s your monitor aspect ratio?
Omg you just can’t ask them their monitor aspect ratio… Not without foreplay.
I mean, it’s pretty big, but not too big, you know?
can i pentest your honeypot?
She looks fuckin into it tbf
Shes laughing, let’s goooo
This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.
Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?
If you happen to speak a little German, [email protected] had quite a few lasagna recipes recently
Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.
And she seems into it.
if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERYANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?












