• MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayBanned from communityEnglish
    172·
    2 years ago

    Here’s how to tell the difference:

    An alligator will see you later.

    A crocodile will see you in a while.

    Until we meet again

    • TedZanzibar@feddit.ukEnglish
      1·
      2 years ago

      Srsly though, crocodiles have pointy snouts, sort of like an A, and alligators have rounded snouts, sort of like a C.

      No, I don’t know why they were named the wrong way around.

  • Vlixz@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 years ago

    I’ve always wondered, do they like grow their arms back? They always look so unphased when it happens

    • Huschke@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 years ago

      Unfortunately, no. They can however regrow their tales. Fortunately, loosing a limb or two for them isn’t a deal breaker as they can still hunt.

      • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        2 years ago

        They can however regrow their tales.

        Baby Croc: Daddy, what happens to Enkaiman and Alligamesh next?

        Daddy Croc: Unfortunately, I forgot.

        Baby croc: :(

        Daddy Croc: Oh wait, it’s coming back, but I have to start again from the beginning…