Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.
Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.
🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶
Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.
It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers
Like blowing dust off an old library book
Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!
I hate all of you for this thread lol.
Nice tits.
No, not you Loomer.
Yes shes fucking him 🤢
Wouldn’t be the 1st time dude has cheated
Who stands this close to someone?
She’s a terrible human being, for a variety of reasons, but also she’s somehow only 31?? The hate has aged her faster than Palpatine
31! He’s old enough to be her grandfather! 🤮
31? What??? The lady looks like 70.
Are they what?
Are they… Playing a game?
…Disgusting?
This picture smells like plastic and a ripe diaper.
The fact that this is playing out like firecracker and homelander is just weird
Kripke doesn’t fucking miss.
Dude’s so fallen he’s resorted to dumpster diving
Most moral and Christian president ever! /s
Who is this woman?
Laura Loomer. She was recently criticized by Marjorie Taylor Greene for being too racist.
think MGT was just being all jealous of… you know… ?
yeah, that tweet screams desperation.
It’s like the love triangle from the tenth circle of hell- it’s not as well known… Dante might have skipped that one. It’s where all the diapers get disposed of, and all the shit flows.
cursed love triangle
At this point it’s more of a pentagram, I think.
Melania, his daughter. Howler monkey #2. Howler monkey #2. Loomer.
(Just to clarify, MGT and Blowbert… I call them both Howler Monkey #2. Hard to keep them straight so I gave up. Petty. I know. I can be like that.)
There are some serious injustices in this world. One of them being, despite the fact she is a diaper filled garbage bag on the inside, Melania is absolutely stunning. Everything else aside, what the fucking fuck? I hadn’t even thought of it until this shit surfaced. I get it, he wants the positive attention. They deserve each other.
She’s mid at best unless you really like pinched faces and super high cheek bones.
Melania is stunning in the same way laser cut glass figurines are. Sure they look cool, but do you want it on the shelf in your house?
Just look at her and don’t be so jaded. I am literally comparing her to Laura Loomer.
